Monday, July 6, 2009

Haiku Review: Noonooooon!

CHERI


What is this weird crap?
I want to kill myself now
Ugh Pfeiff Ugh Bates UGH

WHEN WE WERE BAD by CHARLOTTE MENDELSON


Charlotte, your book is
Not quite so bad as boring
Though the end does work

IRA & ABBY


This film's leads become
Woody Allen surrogates
I loved them for it

TWELFTH NIGHT (SHAKESPEARE IN THE PARK)


Hathaway! Well done!
This production was suberb
Magic city night

4 comments:

Aja said...

your hiaku reviews
made me laugh while I'm at work
I say, keep it up!

:)

Aubrey said...

I'm going to say it. Cheri was the worst film I have ever seen.

Elizabeth said...

Question: Is Cheri worse than the Tracey Fragment's? Cause that shit was bad.

alex said...

The Tracey Fragments kinda knew it was bad, I think - and it could at least pass itself off as "arty."

With Cheri, it never quite figures out it's not working. And Michelle Pfeiffer is so goddamn earnest in it, right up 'til the end. It's not self-aware at all. :-/